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Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton:
I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for
Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am sending my "Thank you" for
what you have done, specifically:
1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica
Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick. Did I leave
2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really planned
to wait until he was a little older to discuss it with him, but now he knows
more about it than I did as a senior in college.
3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place
(especially the White Hou se) and on the job is OK, and all you have to know is what
the meaning of "is" is. It really is great to know that certain sexual acts are
not sex, and one person may have sex while the other one does NOT have sex.
4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new generation
and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie "Wag the Dog" could
be plausible after all.
5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look graceful,
Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look
6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the 5th
Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying about
Democratic campaign fund raising.
7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonment's from
the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions
(so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.
8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much of our
foreign policy, and flying all over the world on "vacations" carefully disguised as
9 Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars (I really didn't need it
in the first place, and I can't think of a more deserving group of recipients
for my hard-earned tax dollars)
for all of your globe-trotting. I understand you, the family and your cronies
have logged in more time aboard Air Force One than any ot her administration.
10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons of
convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have them rejoin
society. (Not to ment ion the scores you pardoned while Governor of Arkansas)
11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I'm sure that Laura
Bush didn't like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming gifts you've
received from your "friends."
12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House for
vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I also appreciate
removing all of that excess weight (China, silverware, linen, towels, ash
trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc.) out of Air Force 1. The
weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less tax dollars spent on jet
fuel. Thank you!
13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar
advance for her upcoming "tell-all" book and you, Bill, the $10 million advance
for your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay!
14. The last and most important point - thank you for forcing Israel to let
Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a bus in Israel in
1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As part of the Oslo
agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree to release
so-called "political prisoners". However, the Israelis would not release any with
blood on their hands. The American President at the time, Bill Clinton, and his
Secretary of State, Warren Christopher, "insisted" that all prisoners be
released. Thus Mohammed Atta was freed and eventually thanked the US by flying an
airplane into Tower One of the World Trade Center. This was reported by many of
the American TV networks at the time that the terrorists were first identified.
It was censored in the US from all later reports. Why shouldn't Americans
know the real truth?
What a guy!!
If you agree that the American public must be made aware of these facts, pass
God bless America and THANK YOU (once again) for spending our taxes so wisely
A US Citizen
Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for "inventing" the
Internet, without which I would not be able to send this wonderful, factual e-mail.
AND THE REST OF THE STORY Hillary Rodham Clinton, as a New York State
Senator, now comes under the "Congressional Retirement and Staffing Plan," which
means that even if she never gets reelected, she STILL receives her Congressional
salary until she dies. (Would it not be nice if all Americans were pension
eligible after only 4 years?)
If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies. He is
already gett ing his Presidential salary until he dies.& nbsp; If Hillary outlives
Bill, she also gets HIS salary until she dies. Guess who pays for that?
It's common knowledge that in order for her to establish NY residency, they
purchased a million dollar-plus house in upscale Chappaqua, New York. Makes
sense. They are entitled to Secret Service protection for life. Still makes
Here is where it beco mes interesting. Their mortgage payments hover at
around $10,000 per month. BUT, an extra residence HAD to be built within the
acreage to house the Secret Service agents.
The Clintons charge the Federal government $10,000 monthly rent for the use
of that extra residence, which is just about equal to their mortgage payment.
This means that we, the taxpayers, are paying the Clinton's salary, mortgage,
transportation, safety and security, as well as the salaries for their 12 man
staff -- and, this is all perfectly legal!
When she runs for President, wi ll you vote for her?